you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos
This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.
what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos
then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
(Source: fussyneko, via this-is-my-castle-on-a-cloud)
less.curves.less.canvas
hey bright eyes, come give me that smile
never have I ever... Got something for me?
May212013
8AM
have a quietly judgmental natasha for your dash
Judging you so hard
(Source: vulcanest, via tinfoilnerd)
8AM
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
(via riker-wears-a-skant)
8AM
- Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
- Friend: no.
8AM
So awesome.
(via random-geek)
8AM
(Source: lipgallagher, via endor)
8AM
“You’ve got to give kids really beautiful children’s books in order to turn them into revolutionaries. Because if they see these beautiful things when they’re young, when they grow up they’ll see the real world and say, ‘Why is the world so ugly?! I remember when the world was beautiful.’ And then they’ll fight, and they’ll have a revolution. They’ll fight against all of our corruption in the world, they’ll fight to try to make the world more beautiful. That’s the job of a good children’s book illustrator.”
Tony Millionaire (via shainareads1001books)
(Source: shainareads, via nudityandnerdery)
8AM
when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”
i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication
screw you guys
(via e-sea)
8AM
youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:
I choked on my water.
la-la is the only one who notices wow
(Source: bettenshmetten, via johngreenisokay)
8AM
(Source: johnkrasinski, via nudityandnerdery)
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